Cheney's Got a Gun

(cheney photo from cyberspaceorbit.com)
(aerosmith photo from aerosmith.net)



Vice president Cheney went on a seemed to be harmless hunting trip this weekend. Then... BAM!!! he had acciently shot his friend. This, my dear readers, is hilarious!!!! HAHAHA. Stoopid Cheney can't aim. I got the idea for the rest on the article from the daily show last night. They mentioned Cheney's Got a Gun as opposed to the song by Aerosmith called Janie's Got a Gun.

Song called "Cheney's got a Gun" as told by me. basically, just the Aerosmith song with some of the lyrics changed to fit the situation

Dum, dum, dum, honey what have you done
Dum, dum, dum, it's the sound of my gun
Dum, dum, dum, honey what have you done
Dum, dum, dum, it's the sound, it's the sound...
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah....
Cheney's Got A Gun
Cheney's Got A Gun
His whole world's come undone
From lookin' straight at the sun
What did his friend do
What did he put you through

They say when Cheney was arrested
They found him underneath a train
But man, he had it comin'
Now that Cheney's Got A Gun
He ain't never gonna be the same

Cheney's Got A Gun
Cheney's Got A Gun
His dog day's just begun
Now everybody is on the run
Tell me now it's untrue
What did his friend do

He jacked the little bitty baby
The man has got to be insane
They say the spell that he was under
The lightnin' and the thunder
Knew that someone had to stop the rain

Run away, run away from the pain
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Run away, run away from the pain
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Run away, run away, run, run away

Cheney's Got A Gun
Cheney's Got A Gun
His dog day's just begun
Now everybody is on the run
What did his friend do
It's Cheney's last I.O.U.

He had to take him down easy
And put a bullet in his brain
He said 'cause nobody believes me
The man was such a sleeze
He ain't never gonna be the same

Run away, run away from the pain
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Run away, run away, run, run away
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Run away, run away, run, run away
Cheney's Got A Gun
Cheney's Got A Gun
Cheney's Got A Gun
Everybody is on the run

Cheney's Got A Gun
His dog day's just begun
Now everybody's on the run (Honey, honey what's your problem)
'Cause Cheney's Got A Gun (Tell me it ain't right)
Cheney's Got A Gun (Was it daddys cradle robbin')
His dog day's just begun (That made you scream at night)
Cheney's Got A Gun
His dog day's just begun
Now everybody's on the run
Cheney's Got A Gun



Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha ... this s te funniest thing that happened to 
Cheney since ever!!! So basically, he shot someone, he noticed that he shot someone, got them to a healthcare
facility, and then the public found out. I haven't had a chance to make fun of Cheney  in a while. hahahaha.